Sarah + Tim

a canadian, american and calico living in perfect harmony

The Difference Between Cats and Dogs May 20, 2009

Happened upon this hysterical difference between cats and dogs today.  If you have ever had a cat or a dog in the past, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it!

DOG DIARY

Photo c/o internetphotos.net

Photo c/o internetphotos.net

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

And that’s the difference between cats and dogs.  🙂

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14 Responses to “The Difference Between Cats and Dogs”

  1. lizmthibault Says:

    This is hilarious!

  2. Adhis Says:

    Love that adorable little pups photo! Awwwwww….

  3. Laureen Says:

    So true! This is hysterical! Thanks for sharing 🙂

  4. Ginte Says:

    This is great! And so true, especially when it comes to dogs 🙂

  5. Jones Says:

    This is funny. I love cats, just never knew it, cuz all growing up I was allergic to them. Never did get a dog from my parents so now…..I like cats, hardly tolerate dogs. If I were an animal, I would be a cat. Leave me alone, when I feel like being the center of attention, I will make it known. K bye 🙂

    • Sarah & Tim Says:

      I’m allergic to cats, too, but we had one nearly my entire life. Totally with you – if I were an animal, I’d be a cat… or some variation thereof. They’re hilarious.

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  7. strawberryleo Says:

    lol– so funny and i believe every word of it.

  8. anon Says:

    what type of dog are they?

  9. the man Says:

    what type are they???????????

  10. brittany Says:

    there so cute!!.. plz email me and tell me wat kind they are 🙂

  11. Selena Says:

    aww look at the puppies they are so cute


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